Police are seeking public’s assistance in locating Edward Smith, who has a warrant for arrest for failing to appear in court.
Smith is believed to be in the Wellington district.
Police want to locate Smith as they believe he is actively offending.
Please report any sightings or information on his whereabouts to Police via 111, quoting case number 231205/3954.
Alternatively, call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
No I haven’t seen this abomination
And what’s more
I Am pleased I haven’t
• looks like a character from Mad Max.
• is named “Edward Smith”.
If reality is indeed just a simulation, I think it badly needs an update patch. There appear to be some bugs in the system.
Such an average looking person, how will they ever locate him!
The bro is gonna blend in