One person has died following a rescue from a cliff at Hahei Beach, Thames-Coromandel.
Emergency services responded around 8:15pm last night.
One person was located at the bottom of the cliff face in a critical condition, however they later died at the scene.
The second person was located trapped on the cliff uninjured; A Lines Rescue Team from Fire and Emergency New Zealand was deployed to retrieve them.
The death will be referred to the Coroner.
No further details are available from police at this time.
‘They’ obviously had multiple personalities. Or were ‘they’ more than one person. Were ‘they’ human, or maybe one of those aliens that we hear so much about nowadays.
Possibly ‘they’ didn’t have breasts or a penis? That would explain it. There’s a lot of that around isn’t there?
A human was found at the bottom of a cliff. A lizard lady was above trapped. This is what they should have written.